"An FF6Hacking Story" (Forum Game)

"Darn, this letter isn't signed," exclaimed Mr. Hero, "How am I possibly going to figure out who it's from!?" After sitting there pondering for a while, Mr. Hero thought of a solution. He'd need somebody with more intelligence to join him! And as luck would have it, it turns out there was one coming just down the road...

Doctor Ivo Robotnik rode down the road with his two robot slaves, Scratch & Grounder pulling him in a Golden Sleigh with sculpted Robotnik heads on each side of the Sleigh.

Mr. Hero opened a window and peered out as the sleigh came to a thunderous halt in his front yard. He could see the oddly shaped man frantically trying to climb out with a hand held to the seat of his pants. "Out of my way, you worthless sex toy!" Mr. Hero could hear him shout at the one with drills for arms, pushing him (Or her? Or it?) aside, "I have to take a slam dancin', fast talkin' SHIT!"