"An FF6Hacking Story" (Forum Game)

A nice little Idea I found on EvoRP: http://evorp.net/index.php?threads/an-ev...game.2314/
And I thought we could do one here as well.

The game will work similarly to how it does on Evo: I'll start with the first part of the story, the next reply continues said story and so on.
Here are the rules for the game:

• Your "part" can be a few sentences, but let's try and keep them short.
  
• Do not attempt to end the story
  
• //(OOC): This symbol will mean out of character, you can use when saying something not connected to the story
  

So I will begin with the first Sentence:
There once was a very Krabby man named Mr. Hero.

Since Mr. Hero is a Krabby guy, he only goes to Krabby restaurants that serve the Krabbiest Patties. He adventured across wilderness far and wide to satisfy has tastes, with only his Pokemon Krabby to be his companion.

//(OOC): I literally just fell out of my chair Laughing after I read that! Lol lockirby2
Mr. Hero also has his Arch-Nemesis DJ Favata, The Master of the Math Rhymes. And he also has his own pokemon, Mr. McfFanfic to compete with Krabby.

One day, Mr. Hero woke up to find a letter, and his beloved Krabby Patty missing. The letter said:

Well, isn't this a bad sine,
Your Krabby Patty is totally mine!
Getting it back will be hard, you know,
Cos, when it comes to fighting, YOU'RE TOO SLOW!
-Signed DJ Favata and Mr. McfFanfic

Having an intelligence stat of only three, Mr. Hero was unable to pick up on the Math rhymes. Before heading off on his epic journey, Mr. Hero took care to send a strongly worded return letter admonishing the villains for spelling "sign" like a five year old. Between this, the fact that his Krabby Patty was taken, and the reference to the most annoying line that Sanic the Hedgehog has ever uttered, Mr. Hero became angry enough to gain access to the Berserker job class.

Well, isn't this a bad sine,
Your Krabby Patty is totally mine!
Getting it back will be hard, you know,
Cos, when it comes to fighting, YOU'RE TOO SLOW!
-Signed DJ Favata and Mr. McfFanfic

//(OOC) Wasn't this a bit of a tangent?

So Mr. Hero decided to set out as a berserker. However, he had no sword or axe or anything of the sort in his house, so started out the door wielding the closest object to him...

Mr Hero Marched out the Wielding his almighty Armstrong Hammer
Until running into the Clumsy Mail Pony Derpy Hooves. He then asked If she had seen DJ Favata and Mr. McFanfic while showing her a terribly drawn picture of them.....

Mr. Hero waited for a response for half an hour. After that, he realized a very important fact; ponies cannot talk. Facepalming, he walked off to go take a leak and ran into his first random encounter.

Mr. Hero went Berserk and attacked the Tonberry. Fortunately Karma was on his side and instead of hurting him (as he had not killed a thing in his life) it healed his Berserked state. Tonberry fled from the sight of a fallen letter that read thusly:

"Let's not stick to this silly ruse
You and your wack skills, so obtuse
Your patty ain't gonna last long
Come to me if you think you strong"