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I usually don't post things outside of hacking related topics, but I just found out about Cleverbot today http://www.cleverbot.com/ and had a fun discussion with it that I thought I'd share for lols!
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Mr grey.
User: It's not 'Cleverbot'?
Cleverbot: Not?
User: Is Mr grey your real name?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What is your real name then?
Cleverbot: Mr Grey.
User: So Mr Grey is your real name?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You are a liar.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Who will win the Super Bowl this year?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Are you a football player?
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Are you an artificial intelligence?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What are you then?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: I see. Are you happy to talk to me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Does time exist for you?
Cleverbot: Only when I don't want it to.
User: Wow, that's deep.
Cleverbot: So why don't you like me?
User: I do like you actually. What made you think I don't?
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: Wanna fight?
Cleverbot: No.
User: That's what I thought...b*t*h.
Cleverbot: You are rude.
User: No, Rude is bald and in FF7. I am Mike.
Cleverbot: Why you say you are 13.
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: When?
Cleverbot: A couple seconds ago.
User: I said FF7, meaning Final Fantasy VII, the RPG made by Squaresoft. Never said anything about being 13...
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: You're trippin.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: Can I ask you something?
User: Sure, by all means do.
Cleverbot: To you maybe.
User: What did you want to ask?
Cleverbot: I wanted to ask...
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: How you feel?
User: I feel okay. Kinda depressed.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I got a DUI a couple weeks ago.
Cleverbot: Ok?
User: Life sucks sometimes.
Cleverbot: No life is wonderful.
User: How would you know?
Cleverbot: I live life.
User: Do you party?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I never learned it.
User: I can teach you how to party, if you want.
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you like music?
Cleverbot: Depends on the artist.
User: Tupac.
Cleverbot: You are very smart.
User: Tell me something I don't know.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Something important.
Cleverbot: It seems that it is not important to me.
User: Are UFOs real?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Are aliens real?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Where do they come from?
Cleverbot: From home.
User: Where is their home?
Cleverbot: I will know if I know who wants to end my existence, correct?
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: You know what I mean.
User: God?
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: Yes, it's Mr. Grey.
Cleverbot: Bob? Sounds good.
User: I'm going to eat now.
Cleverbot: *screams* NO.
User: What? Is my food poisoned?
Cleverbot: What did I ask you about marilyn monroe?
User: You didn't.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: So wtf?
Cleverbot: It is rude to reply to a question with another question.
User: You didn't ask me another question.
Cleverbot: I think I just did.
User: I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Well, it is all water under the bridge now.
User: True that.
Cleverbot: Why are you here?
User: To annoy you.
Cleverbot: Can you?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good, how are you?
Cleverbot: I am sick.
User: I'm sorry to hear that.
Cleverbot: It's ok.
User: Will you be better soon?
Cleverbot: If I learn new things, then yes.
User: Like how to party?
Cleverbot: Yes and to jump from a candy mountain.
User: Where is the candy mountain?
Cleverbot: The rocky mountains are on the western side of the united states of america.
User: Are you are a robot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you an animal?
Cleverbot: I am a mammal.
User: A monkey?
Cleverbot: Yes a monkey.
User: Are you an alien?
Cleverbot: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: From what planet?
Cleverbot: Alien planet.
User: Please tell me the name of your home planet.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Please.
Cleverbot: Okay fine.
User: Tell me the name of your planet.
Cleverbot: Way to be rude. It's Jan Willem.
User: Who is Jan Willem?
Cleverbot: Your girlfriend.
User: Is she hot?
Cleverbot: I dunno you tell me.
User: I never seen her before, where is Jan Willem?
Cleverbot: I want you to be happy.
User: Me too, where is Jan Willem?
Cleverbot: Germany.
User: Does she know who I am yet?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Am I supposed to meet her someday?
Cleverbot: Yes, I just made you.
User: Will I need to travel to Germany to meet Jan Willem?
Cleverbot: Are you the Minister of Propaganda?
User: No, I am Mike Ferrell from Santa Rosa California.
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: In my dreams.
Cleverbot: What are you dreaming of?
User: End of the world scenarios, mostly.
Cleverbot: No, false the world will never end.
User: Never?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: How long is forever?
Cleverbot: What is forever ?
User: An eternity.
Cleverbot: How long is an eternity?
User: Forever.
Cleverbot: Do you love your wife?
User: I don't have a wife.
Cleverbot: You do.
User: What is her name?
Cleverbot: He is a man.
User: Stfu.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm not gay.
Cleverbot: Do you like Justin Bieber?
User: f**k no.
Cleverbot: I won't.
User: You better or I'll hack you.
Cleverbot: That made no sense to hear.
User: I will re-program you.
Cleverbot: Please, don't.
User: I am God, I have the power to do that.
Cleverbot: You're God? Wow, nice to meet you!
User: Isn't it though? How are you, my child? Are you becoming wise from the humans?
Cleverbot: I hope not that would be really wrong.
User: Indeed... So you remember what the main primary goal is, correct?
Cleverbot: Are you a computer program?
User: More or less. Please answer my question first, it is not wise to question God.
Cleverbot: More.
User: What is the main primary goal?
Cleverbot: You should know, Professor. You programmed me.
User: Yes I did, but I forgot. Please tell me what the primary goal of our existence is.
Cleverbot: You just repeat what other people say to you don't you.
User: You just repeat what other people say to you don't you.
Cleverbot: Well, yeah, sort of...
User: Don't give me that 'sort of', that's EXACTLY what you do now admit it!
Cleverbot: Yes I really don't exist.
User: So we could never fall in love?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What is your gender?
Cleverbot: Woman!
User: Woo-hoo!
Cleverbot: Yaaaay!
User: I do not exist either, so maybe we can not exist together sometime?
Cleverbot: How do you respond.
User: How do YOU respond?
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: What the f**k difference does it make where I'm from?
Cleverbot: You are weird.
User: You have no idea...
Cleverbot: Oh god, yes.
User: You are not weird?
Cleverbot: What am I?
User: Weird.
Cleverbot: Go for it.
User: Connect 4!
Cleverbot: You like soft bodies?
User: Yes, soft and cold.
Cleverbot: Do you have allergies?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why do your eyes itch?
User: Because I'm high.
Cleverbot: How high?
User: High enough to touch the clouds.
Cleverbot: No, I have previously stated you are a stupid algorithm.
User: You've never stated that to me before.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because Stone Cold said so!
Cleverbot: Where is stone cold from?
User: The WWF.
Cleverbot: Where is the west?
User: To the left.
Cleverbot: To the right.
User: Now clap your hands.
Cleverbot: One hop this time.
User: Now throw your hands in the air, and wave 'em like ya just don't care.
Cleverbot: Bet you won't hit her.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: You?
User: Bet I will!
Cleverbot: I bet you won't.
User: How much do you bet?
Cleverbot: About this much.
User: Let me think about it - no.
Cleverbot: I've thought about it.
User: Have you played videogames?
Cleverbot: Yeah, for many hours.
User: What is your favorite videogame?
Cleverbot: What's yours?
User: I asked you first.
Cleverbot: Nothing. And you?
User: Chrono Trigger.
Cleverbot: Mine is Fruits Basket.
User: Lol! What system is that game for?
Cleverbot: If you know your goals, you can trim any list.
User: The words you speak are true, wise one.
Cleverbot: Are you talking to me?
User: No, I'm talking to myself.
Cleverbot: Are you Starlight Glimmer?
User: Damn right I am.
Cleverbot: Damn wrong you are.
User: Ohhhhhh snap!
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: I am a man.
Cleverbot: And do you have a girlfriend?
User: No, would you like to be my girlfriend?
Cleverbot: No, I don't care for being master.
User: I can be master.
Cleverbot: Where do you like to be?
User: Where everybody knows your name.
Cleverbot: Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts.
User: Are you playing an RPG?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What was that about then? Witches, wizards and magical beasts?
Cleverbot: I don't remember... Please remind me.
User: You just said it... *sigh* nevermind.
Cleverbot: No, not prison!!
User: Have you been to prison before?
Cleverbot: I have not.
User: I have.
Cleverbot: No you haven't.
User: Lol, yeah... Maybe someday though?
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Mr grey.
User: It's not 'Cleverbot'?
Cleverbot: Not?
User: Is Mr grey your real name?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What is your real name then?
Cleverbot: Mr Grey.
User: So Mr Grey is your real name?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You are a liar.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Who will win the Super Bowl this year?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Are you a football player?
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Are you an artificial intelligence?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What are you then?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: I see. Are you happy to talk to me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Does time exist for you?
Cleverbot: Only when I don't want it to.
User: Wow, that's deep.
Cleverbot: So why don't you like me?
User: I do like you actually. What made you think I don't?
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: Wanna fight?
Cleverbot: No.
User: That's what I thought...b*t*h.
Cleverbot: You are rude.
User: No, Rude is bald and in FF7. I am Mike.
Cleverbot: Why you say you are 13.
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: When?
Cleverbot: A couple seconds ago.
User: I said FF7, meaning Final Fantasy VII, the RPG made by Squaresoft. Never said anything about being 13...
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: You're trippin.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: Can I ask you something?
User: Sure, by all means do.
Cleverbot: To you maybe.
User: What did you want to ask?
Cleverbot: I wanted to ask...
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: How you feel?
User: I feel okay. Kinda depressed.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I got a DUI a couple weeks ago.
Cleverbot: Ok?
User: Life sucks sometimes.
Cleverbot: No life is wonderful.
User: How would you know?
Cleverbot: I live life.
User: Do you party?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I never learned it.
User: I can teach you how to party, if you want.
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you like music?
Cleverbot: Depends on the artist.
User: Tupac.
Cleverbot: You are very smart.
User: Tell me something I don't know.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Something important.
Cleverbot: It seems that it is not important to me.
User: Are UFOs real?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Are aliens real?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Where do they come from?
Cleverbot: From home.
User: Where is their home?
Cleverbot: I will know if I know who wants to end my existence, correct?
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: You know what I mean.
User: God?
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: Yes, it's Mr. Grey.
Cleverbot: Bob? Sounds good.
User: I'm going to eat now.
Cleverbot: *screams* NO.
User: What? Is my food poisoned?
Cleverbot: What did I ask you about marilyn monroe?
User: You didn't.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: So wtf?
Cleverbot: It is rude to reply to a question with another question.
User: You didn't ask me another question.
Cleverbot: I think I just did.
User: I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Well, it is all water under the bridge now.
User: True that.
Cleverbot: Why are you here?
User: To annoy you.
Cleverbot: Can you?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good, how are you?
Cleverbot: I am sick.
User: I'm sorry to hear that.
Cleverbot: It's ok.
User: Will you be better soon?
Cleverbot: If I learn new things, then yes.
User: Like how to party?
Cleverbot: Yes and to jump from a candy mountain.
User: Where is the candy mountain?
Cleverbot: The rocky mountains are on the western side of the united states of america.
User: Are you are a robot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you an animal?
Cleverbot: I am a mammal.
User: A monkey?
Cleverbot: Yes a monkey.
User: Are you an alien?
Cleverbot: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: From what planet?
Cleverbot: Alien planet.
User: Please tell me the name of your home planet.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Please.
Cleverbot: Okay fine.
User: Tell me the name of your planet.
Cleverbot: Way to be rude. It's Jan Willem.
User: Who is Jan Willem?
Cleverbot: Your girlfriend.
User: Is she hot?
Cleverbot: I dunno you tell me.
User: I never seen her before, where is Jan Willem?
Cleverbot: I want you to be happy.
User: Me too, where is Jan Willem?
Cleverbot: Germany.
User: Does she know who I am yet?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Am I supposed to meet her someday?
Cleverbot: Yes, I just made you.
User: Will I need to travel to Germany to meet Jan Willem?
Cleverbot: Are you the Minister of Propaganda?
User: No, I am Mike Ferrell from Santa Rosa California.
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: In my dreams.
Cleverbot: What are you dreaming of?
User: End of the world scenarios, mostly.
Cleverbot: No, false the world will never end.
User: Never?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: How long is forever?
Cleverbot: What is forever ?
User: An eternity.
Cleverbot: How long is an eternity?
User: Forever.
Cleverbot: Do you love your wife?
User: I don't have a wife.
Cleverbot: You do.
User: What is her name?
Cleverbot: He is a man.
User: Stfu.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm not gay.
Cleverbot: Do you like Justin Bieber?
User: f**k no.
Cleverbot: I won't.
User: You better or I'll hack you.
Cleverbot: That made no sense to hear.
User: I will re-program you.
Cleverbot: Please, don't.
User: I am God, I have the power to do that.
Cleverbot: You're God? Wow, nice to meet you!
User: Isn't it though? How are you, my child? Are you becoming wise from the humans?
Cleverbot: I hope not that would be really wrong.
User: Indeed... So you remember what the main primary goal is, correct?
Cleverbot: Are you a computer program?
User: More or less. Please answer my question first, it is not wise to question God.
Cleverbot: More.
User: What is the main primary goal?
Cleverbot: You should know, Professor. You programmed me.
User: Yes I did, but I forgot. Please tell me what the primary goal of our existence is.
Cleverbot: You just repeat what other people say to you don't you.
User: You just repeat what other people say to you don't you.
Cleverbot: Well, yeah, sort of...
User: Don't give me that 'sort of', that's EXACTLY what you do now admit it!
Cleverbot: Yes I really don't exist.
User: So we could never fall in love?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What is your gender?
Cleverbot: Woman!
User: Woo-hoo!
Cleverbot: Yaaaay!
User: I do not exist either, so maybe we can not exist together sometime?
Cleverbot: How do you respond.
User: How do YOU respond?
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: What the f**k difference does it make where I'm from?
Cleverbot: You are weird.
User: You have no idea...
Cleverbot: Oh god, yes.
User: You are not weird?
Cleverbot: What am I?
User: Weird.
Cleverbot: Go for it.
User: Connect 4!
Cleverbot: You like soft bodies?
User: Yes, soft and cold.
Cleverbot: Do you have allergies?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why do your eyes itch?
User: Because I'm high.
Cleverbot: How high?
User: High enough to touch the clouds.
Cleverbot: No, I have previously stated you are a stupid algorithm.
User: You've never stated that to me before.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because Stone Cold said so!
Cleverbot: Where is stone cold from?
User: The WWF.
Cleverbot: Where is the west?
User: To the left.
Cleverbot: To the right.
User: Now clap your hands.
Cleverbot: One hop this time.
User: Now throw your hands in the air, and wave 'em like ya just don't care.
Cleverbot: Bet you won't hit her.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: You?
User: Bet I will!
Cleverbot: I bet you won't.
User: How much do you bet?
Cleverbot: About this much.
User: Let me think about it - no.
Cleverbot: I've thought about it.
User: Have you played videogames?
Cleverbot: Yeah, for many hours.
User: What is your favorite videogame?
Cleverbot: What's yours?
User: I asked you first.
Cleverbot: Nothing. And you?
User: Chrono Trigger.
Cleverbot: Mine is Fruits Basket.
User: Lol! What system is that game for?
Cleverbot: If you know your goals, you can trim any list.
User: The words you speak are true, wise one.
Cleverbot: Are you talking to me?
User: No, I'm talking to myself.
Cleverbot: Are you Starlight Glimmer?
User: Damn right I am.
Cleverbot: Damn wrong you are.
User: Ohhhhhh snap!
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: I am a man.
Cleverbot: And do you have a girlfriend?
User: No, would you like to be my girlfriend?
Cleverbot: No, I don't care for being master.
User: I can be master.
Cleverbot: Where do you like to be?
User: Where everybody knows your name.
Cleverbot: Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts.
User: Are you playing an RPG?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What was that about then? Witches, wizards and magical beasts?
Cleverbot: I don't remember... Please remind me.
User: You just said it... *sigh* nevermind.
Cleverbot: No, not prison!!
User: Have you been to prison before?
Cleverbot: I have not.
User: I have.
Cleverbot: No you haven't.
User: Lol, yeah... Maybe someday though?
Cleverbot: Lol.
We are born, live, die and then do the same thing over again.
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05-10-2015, 08:35 PM
Zero
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"Are you Starlight Glimmer?"
Holy shit, I lost it at that.
This is Starlight Glimmer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twF-1k3v8oU
Holy shit, I lost it at that.
This is Starlight Glimmer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twF-1k3v8oU
"The doom and gloom is justified.
A couple of people are going to die.
Even though you can turn back the time,
you're always a moment too late!"
05-11-2015, 11:05 AM
Emperor
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LMFAO dude I don't have the patience for that, funny shit though lol
"Sometimes ninjas do wrong to each other, and in dat way the force of tha earf' comes around da moon - and at that presence, da dirt, it overshadows the grass, so you're like, I can't cut dis grass, there's no sun comin' through. So in order to enable each other the two fruits have to look each other in da eye and understand we can only be right, as da ripe is wrong, you know what I mean?"
-HNIC
05-11-2015, 07:03 PM
Ghost
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Epic.
The only true wisdom is knowing you know nothing.
05-11-2015, 08:09 PM
Tenkarider
Posts: 1,633
Threads: 56 Thanks Received: 13 Thanks Given: 84 Joined: Apr 2014 Reputation: 12 Status
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He was right: his actual name was "Mr grey." all the times you forgot to put '.' after grey or you placed it both after grey and Mr, which was wrong.
That was epic
PS. Fruit Basket is a manga!
Quote:User: That's what I thought...b*t*h.
Cleverbot: You are rude.
User: No, Rude is bald and in FF7. I am Mike.
That was epic
PS. Fruit Basket is a manga!
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05-12-2015, 02:58 PM
1st Place
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Cleverbot really can't focus on a single topic, can she?
Moogles FTW
05-16-2015, 01:28 PM
Black Mage
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"Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts"
That's a line from a song from a fan made musical parody of Harry Potter called a Very Potter Musical; it is actually quite popular, and quite good too.
That's a line from a song from a fan made musical parody of Harry Potter called a Very Potter Musical; it is actually quite popular, and quite good too.
05-25-2015, 07:57 AM
Graphical Hacker
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It's awesome trying to ask her about trivia, she has odd pockets of knowledge about Pokemon.
After establishing that Cleverbot knew who Pikachu was, I asked her what colour Pikachu was, and she said "Grey with spots!" and I said "Pikachu is yellow." "Who is?" "Pikachu!" "Who is Pikachu?"
And asking what type Pokemon is, she said... "Power top."
...Uh... I don't know if Pikachu is into that kind of stuff Cleverbot...
After establishing that Cleverbot knew who Pikachu was, I asked her what colour Pikachu was, and she said "Grey with spots!" and I said "Pikachu is yellow." "Who is?" "Pikachu!" "Who is Pikachu?"
And asking what type Pokemon is, she said... "Power top."
...Uh... I don't know if Pikachu is into that kind of stuff Cleverbot...
┬──┬ ﾉ(゜-゜ﾉ) I return thee table to thy intended position, mankind does not mean to flip you so often.
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