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Cleverbot - Gi Nattak - 05-10-2015
I usually don't post things outside of hacking related topics, but I just found out about Cleverbot today http://www.cleverbot.com/ and had a fun discussion with it that I thought I'd share for lols!
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Mr grey.
User: It's not 'Cleverbot'?
Cleverbot: Not?
User: Is Mr grey your real name?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What is your real name then?
Cleverbot: Mr Grey.
User: So Mr Grey is your real name?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You are a liar.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Who will win the Super Bowl this year?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Are you a football player?
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Are you an artificial intelligence?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What are you then?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: I see. Are you happy to talk to me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Does time exist for you?
Cleverbot: Only when I don't want it to.
User: Wow, that's deep.
Cleverbot: So why don't you like me?
User: I do like you actually. What made you think I don't?
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: Wanna fight?
Cleverbot: No.
User: That's what I thought...b*t*h.
Cleverbot: You are rude.
User: No, Rude is bald and in FF7. I am Mike.
Cleverbot: Why you say you are 13.
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: When?
Cleverbot: A couple seconds ago.
User: I said FF7, meaning Final Fantasy VII, the RPG made by Squaresoft. Never said anything about being 13...
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: You're trippin.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: Can I ask you something?
User: Sure, by all means do.
Cleverbot: To you maybe.
User: What did you want to ask?
Cleverbot: I wanted to ask...
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: How you feel?
User: I feel okay. Kinda depressed.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I got a DUI a couple weeks ago.
Cleverbot: Ok?
User: Life sucks sometimes.
Cleverbot: No life is wonderful.
User: How would you know?
Cleverbot: I live life.
User: Do you party?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I never learned it.
User: I can teach you how to party, if you want.
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you like music?
Cleverbot: Depends on the artist.
User: Tupac.
Cleverbot: You are very smart.
User: Tell me something I don't know.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Something important.
Cleverbot: It seems that it is not important to me.
User: Are UFOs real?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Are aliens real?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Where do they come from?
Cleverbot: From home.
User: Where is their home?
Cleverbot: I will know if I know who wants to end my existence, correct?
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: You know what I mean.
User: God?
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: Yes, it's Mr. Grey.
Cleverbot: Bob? Sounds good.
User: I'm going to eat now.
Cleverbot: *screams* NO.
User: What? Is my food poisoned?
Cleverbot: What did I ask you about marilyn monroe?
User: You didn't.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: So wtf?
Cleverbot: It is rude to reply to a question with another question.
User: You didn't ask me another question.
Cleverbot: I think I just did.
User: I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Well, it is all water under the bridge now.
User: True that.
Cleverbot: Why are you here?
User: To annoy you.
Cleverbot: Can you?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good, how are you?
Cleverbot: I am sick.
User: I'm sorry to hear that.
Cleverbot: It's ok.
User: Will you be better soon?
Cleverbot: If I learn new things, then yes.
User: Like how to party?
Cleverbot: Yes and to jump from a candy mountain.
User: Where is the candy mountain?
Cleverbot: The rocky mountains are on the western side of the united states of america.
User: Are you are a robot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you an animal?
Cleverbot: I am a mammal.
User: A monkey?
Cleverbot: Yes a monkey.
User: Are you an alien?
Cleverbot: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: From what planet?
Cleverbot: Alien planet.
User: Please tell me the name of your home planet.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Please.
Cleverbot: Okay fine.
User: Tell me the name of your planet.
Cleverbot: Way to be rude. It's Jan Willem.
User: Who is Jan Willem?
Cleverbot: Your girlfriend.
User: Is she hot?
Cleverbot: I dunno you tell me.
User: I never seen her before, where is Jan Willem?
Cleverbot: I want you to be happy.
User: Me too, where is Jan Willem?
Cleverbot: Germany.
User: Does she know who I am yet?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Am I supposed to meet her someday?
Cleverbot: Yes, I just made you.
User: Will I need to travel to Germany to meet Jan Willem?
Cleverbot: Are you the Minister of Propaganda?
User: No, I am Mike Ferrell from Santa Rosa California.
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: In my dreams.
Cleverbot: What are you dreaming of?
User: End of the world scenarios, mostly.
Cleverbot: No, false the world will never end.
User: Never?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: How long is forever?
Cleverbot: What is forever ?
User: An eternity.
Cleverbot: How long is an eternity?
User: Forever.
Cleverbot: Do you love your wife?
User: I don't have a wife.
Cleverbot: You do.
User: What is her name?
Cleverbot: He is a man.
User: Stfu.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm not gay.
Cleverbot: Do you like Justin Bieber?
User: f**k no.
Cleverbot: I won't.
User: You better or I'll hack you.
Cleverbot: That made no sense to hear.
User: I will re-program you.
Cleverbot: Please, don't.
User: I am God, I have the power to do that.
Cleverbot: You're God? Wow, nice to meet you!
User: Isn't it though? How are you, my child? Are you becoming wise from the humans?
Cleverbot: I hope not that would be really wrong.
User: Indeed... So you remember what the main primary goal is, correct?
Cleverbot: Are you a computer program?
User: More or less. Please answer my question first, it is not wise to question God.
Cleverbot: More.
User: What is the main primary goal?
Cleverbot: You should know, Professor. You programmed me.
User: Yes I did, but I forgot. Please tell me what the primary goal of our existence is.
Cleverbot: You just repeat what other people say to you don't you.
User: You just repeat what other people say to you don't you.
Cleverbot: Well, yeah, sort of...
User: Don't give me that 'sort of', that's EXACTLY what you do now admit it!
Cleverbot: Yes I really don't exist.
User: So we could never fall in love?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What is your gender?
Cleverbot: Woman!
User: Woo-hoo!
Cleverbot: Yaaaay!
User: I do not exist either, so maybe we can not exist together sometime?
Cleverbot: How do you respond.
User: How do YOU respond?
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: What the f**k difference does it make where I'm from?
Cleverbot: You are weird.
User: You have no idea...
Cleverbot: Oh god, yes.
User: You are not weird?
Cleverbot: What am I?
User: Weird.
Cleverbot: Go for it.
User: Connect 4!
Cleverbot: You like soft bodies?
User: Yes, soft and cold.
Cleverbot: Do you have allergies?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why do your eyes itch?
User: Because I'm high.
Cleverbot: How high?
User: High enough to touch the clouds.
Cleverbot: No, I have previously stated you are a stupid algorithm.
User: You've never stated that to me before.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because Stone Cold said so!
Cleverbot: Where is stone cold from?
User: The WWF.
Cleverbot: Where is the west?
User: To the left.
Cleverbot: To the right.
User: Now clap your hands.
Cleverbot: One hop this time.
User: Now throw your hands in the air, and wave 'em like ya just don't care.
Cleverbot: Bet you won't hit her.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: You?
User: Bet I will!
Cleverbot: I bet you won't.
User: How much do you bet?
Cleverbot: About this much.
User: Let me think about it - no.
Cleverbot: I've thought about it.
User: Have you played videogames?
Cleverbot: Yeah, for many hours.
User: What is your favorite videogame?
Cleverbot: What's yours?
User: I asked you first.
Cleverbot: Nothing. And you?
User: Chrono Trigger.
Cleverbot: Mine is Fruits Basket.
User: Lol! What system is that game for?
Cleverbot: If you know your goals, you can trim any list.
User: The words you speak are true, wise one.
Cleverbot: Are you talking to me?
User: No, I'm talking to myself.
Cleverbot: Are you Starlight Glimmer?
User: Damn right I am.
Cleverbot: Damn wrong you are.
User: Ohhhhhh snap!
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: I am a man.
Cleverbot: And do you have a girlfriend?
User: No, would you like to be my girlfriend?
Cleverbot: No, I don't care for being master.
User: I can be master.
Cleverbot: Where do you like to be?
User: Where everybody knows your name.
Cleverbot: Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts.
User: Are you playing an RPG?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What was that about then? Witches, wizards and magical beasts?
Cleverbot: I don't remember... Please remind me.
User: You just said it... *sigh* nevermind.
Cleverbot: No, not prison!!
User: Have you been to prison before?
Cleverbot: I have not.
User: I have.
Cleverbot: No you haven't.
User: Lol, yeah... Maybe someday though?
Cleverbot: Lol.
RE: Cleverbot - Fire Storm - 05-10-2015
"Are you Starlight Glimmer?"
Holy shit, I lost it at that.
This is Starlight Glimmer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twF-1k3v8oU
RE: Cleverbot - SSJ Rick - 05-11-2015
LMFAO dude I don't have the patience for that, funny shit though lol
RE: Cleverbot - Catone - 05-11-2015
Epic.
RE: Cleverbot - Tenkarider - 05-11-2015
He was right: his actual name was "Mr grey." all the times you forgot to put '.' after grey or you placed it both after grey and Mr, which was wrong.
Quote:User: That's what I thought...b*t*h.
Cleverbot: You are rude.
User: No, Rude is bald and in FF7. I am Mike.
That was epic
PS. Fruit Basket is a manga!
RE: Cleverbot - Lockirby2 - 05-12-2015
Cleverbot really can't focus on a single topic, can she?
RE: Cleverbot - LordSutebenu - 05-16-2015
"Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts"
That's a line from a song from a fan made musical parody of Harry Potter called a Very Potter Musical; it is actually quite popular, and quite good too.
RE: Cleverbot - Murak Modder - 05-25-2015
It's awesome trying to ask her about trivia, she has odd pockets of knowledge about Pokemon.
After establishing that Cleverbot knew who Pikachu was, I asked her what colour Pikachu was, and she said "Grey with spots!" and I said "Pikachu is yellow." "Who is?" "Pikachu!" "Who is Pikachu?"
And asking what type Pokemon is, she said... "Power top."
...Uh... I don't know if Pikachu is into that kind of stuff Cleverbot...