I AM THE CHAP STICK THIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO

OK so as some of you all know, my mom came home from the hospital today

I am going to Duane Reade to get her medicine for her but her doctor messed up on 2 of them, I also remembered that I needed to buy chap stick as well so I get 1 and then go to the pharmacist, my mom calls me to give her the fax # of the store and so I went in my pocket to get a pen and paper, but I put the chap stick in there too

when it was all said and done she started bitching about something (affects of the chemo) so I got mad and stormed out the store,

the undercover guy stops me and says yo man you didn't pay for the chap stick

I felt a bit dumb but I completely forgot about it, so I said "oh shit bro sorry about that I completely forgot, I'll pay for it right now"

he was giving me attitude running his mouth saying "oh you think I'm stupid?" and I honestly told him, yeah, because you are making a big deal out of an honest mistake,

so he got all stupid with me so I told him, to f**k off and keep it

so he basically got me surrounded by security personnel and wrote down my information, the only reason that I agreed because he got me pissed off enough to start beating the shit out of him, and I did not need that headache in the future

so he took my picture and shit, so I said really "label me as the chap stick thief mother f**k*r"

like seriously........chap stick? I mean I would understand if he got the way he got if I tried to take a can of axe or something, God damn