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I AM THE CHAP STICK THIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO - SSJ Rick - 04-26-2010

OK so as some of you all know, my mom came home from the hospital today

I am going to Duane Reade to get her medicine for her but her doctor messed up on 2 of them, I also remembered that I needed to buy chap stick as well so I get 1 and then go to the pharmacist, my mom calls me to give her the fax # of the store and so I went in my pocket to get a pen and paper, but I put the chap stick in there too

when it was all said and done she started bitching about something (affects of the chemo) so I got mad and stormed out the store,

the undercover guy stops me and says yo man you didn't pay for the chap stick

I felt a bit dumb but I completely forgot about it, so I said "oh shit bro sorry about that I completely forgot, I'll pay for it right now"

he was giving me attitude running his mouth saying "oh you think I'm stupid?" and I honestly told him, yeah, because you are making a big deal out of an honest mistake,

so he got all stupid with me so I told him, to f**k off and keep it

so he basically got me surrounded by security personnel and wrote down my information, the only reason that I agreed because he got me pissed off enough to start beating the shit out of him, and I did not need that headache in the future

so he took my picture and shit, so I said really "label me as the chap stick thief mother f**k*r"

like seriously........chap stick? I mean I would understand if he got the way he got if I tried to take a can of axe or something, God damn


RE: I AM THE CHAP STICK THIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO - Fire Storm - 04-26-2010

Chap stick; Serious Shit.


RE: I AM THE CHAP STICK THIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO - SSJ Rick - 04-26-2010

no joke man


RE: I AM THE CHAP STICK THIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO - Zeemis - 04-26-2010

(04-26-2010, 09:35 PM)satoascorpion Wrote: Chap stick; Serious Shit.

I concur.


RE: I AM THE CHAP STICK THIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO - smokehound - 04-27-2010

Sheeit, i was stuck in jail for 4 hours because of my stupid brother-in-law, he was driving a stolen car, and I was in it. I had 9 guns pulled on me just because I sneezed.

So after a 4 hours, they start trying to get me to screw my story up..

Seriously, screw the police. I was completely innocent, and even after they were forced to let me go, they STILL treated me like a criminal.

I love messing with rent-a-cops, because they are fat, and seldom call the police, because they couldnt make it in the force. Its just like that movie Observe and Report, they are all stinky fat losers that have an ego that prevents them from calling the cops.

(my apologies to any stinky fat losers taking offense to my words.)


RE: I AM THE CHAP STICK THIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO - SSJ Rick - 04-27-2010

yea man I know what you mean, most cops are assholes who abuse their authority and try to f**k people over, the unfortunate shit is that there are indeed very good cops, but unfortunately there are far too few of them and they happen to be the ones that get killed

also sorry to hear you went through the shit u went through bro, I swear I was attacked once, and because I fought off and fucked up the people that attacked me, they tried to pin me down and arrest me


RE: I AM THE CHAP STICK THIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO - Foxhoundmember - 04-28-2010

dude you should make a hack about this story like you should replace yourself as one of the ff6 characters and make the shopkeeper the boss and you should also give him battlescript lol (final fantasy and the advantures of poco loco)


RE: I AM THE CHAP STICK THIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO - Fire Storm - 04-28-2010

(04-28-2010, 01:47 AM)foxhoundmember9999 Wrote: dude you should make a hack about this story like you should replace yourself as one of the ff6 characters and make the shopkeeper the boss and you should also give him battlescript lol (final fantasy and the advantures of poco loco)

I lol'd


RE: I AM THE CHAP STICK THIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO - SSJ Rick - 04-28-2010

lmfao


RE: I AM THE CHAP STICK THIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO - Yuke311 - 09-29-2010

Yeah this would be Cool! plz do it ok?This would be funnyLaugh