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Month 6: Suicide is Sometimes the Answer

Let's put the link at the top, as I just know that I'll forget to add it later... I do that with links a lot...

https://www.mediafire.com/?gk81s10utt1hkw2

Sabin was overjoyed after the Millennial Fair that you threw him in Month 2! He had so much fun that it was practically oozing out of his ears, drowning out the world in joyous revelry. There was much song and dance to be had. It seemed like the good times would never end...

But at the height of the party, tragedy struck! What could have been worse than Sabin accidentally dropping his stuffed elephant, Flopsie, off of the Blackjack? As Sabin watched his poor elephantine friend from his childhood tumble into the murky depths of the Serpent Trench, the party could only be certain of one thing: Life on the Blackjack would never be the same again.

Everybody in the group tried to console Sabin in their own way. Setzer tried introducing Sabin to gambling, but soon Sabin was nearly out of his Gil stash from going All In whenever it came time to bet (only 2905 Gil left, down from the millions I gave him with the save editor). Relm tried to convince him to take up painting, but Sabin could only produce images in the style of SBAHJ, so all the paintings had to be burned away by Ifrit. The party, growing desperate, even brought in Kefka ;[ to try and turn him around, but Kefka ;[ was so shocked by Sabin's utter disregard for life and happiness that he ran away and lived the rest of his life as a repentant hermit.

Unfortunately, all this exposure to Flopsieless Sabin was contagious, and began to spread to the rest of the party. Everybody is now on the verge of taking a leap of faith. And it's your job to help them!

The rules:
-Kill yourself.
-Still no Joker Doom or Vanish-spells, albeit for the opposite reason of the norm.
-You may not remove any of the characters' Shields, Hats, Armor, or Relics. You may equip weapons though, if you so desire.
-You may never have less than four people in your party for any reason.
-I thought long and hard about this one: You may not encounter an Intangir.
-The nickname rule from Nuzlockes applies for some reason (to make you feel bad, I guess?), so you must use one of the Rename Cards on each of the four characters that you plan to kill, and name them something other than the default.

I must say, I'm a little worried about this one. I just have to bet that there is that one strategy that slipped through my fingers that everybody else and their mom thought about. Hopefully it will go alright, and won't end up being egregiously short...

PS: I am in no way actually advocating for suicide. You know what they say, humour is edgy... please don't take this the wrong way.