Opera House Adding Events

First and foremost question on the list: Where the frick is the stage?

With that out of the way, I should clarify I'm not butchering the main Opera house show that everybody seems so fond of. I'm looking at the dirt dragon in the WoR.

Something that's gonna bite me here (I'm sure) is that the WoR Opera house doesn't really have any direction from what I've seen so far. Your free to walk in, dump yourself on stage, kill dragon, and leave without ever asking "Hey, whats up doc?"

That issue might be a pain but shouldn't be impossible. The real problem is adding things to the stage. Well, finding it would be a good start. I do have a plan B that would be a whole lot easier, but I'd like to try this first.

On another note, why is it (when the dirt dragon is sitting center stage) you can't just push that 4ton weight off the ceiling onto his head? I mean its lined up and everything! Perfect KO!

I'm sure somebody around here has cussed the Opera house by now...