Usernames.

I've had mine since I was about 16, so roughly 10 years now. Wow. Typing that out is surreal.
Anyway, for those of you who trolled around Newgrounds.com in the early 2000's, there was a flash artist named LegendaryFrog who did a series about 2 characters named Ark and Kerrigan. Ark became obsessed with pie in one episode, and I laughed until I cried and then made the name ArkthePieking. It's stuck with me ever since. When that's not taken I also take Captain Cupcake (a nickname I got at an anime convention), or LaBoumdeCrepe (French for 'The Crepe Party'. I had crepes at my brithday party one year). Upon further reflection, I think I just really like pastries.