"An FF6Hacking Story" (Forum Game)

Mr. Hero opened a window and peered out as the sleigh came to a thunderous halt in his front yard. He could see the oddly shaped man frantically trying to climb out with a hand held to the seat of his pants. "Out of my way, you worthless sex toy!" Mr. Hero could hear him shout at the one with drills for arms, pushing him (Or her? Or it?) aside, "I have to take a slam dancin', fast talkin' SHIT!"