Where do I begin?

Thanks for the advice! I really should have thought this through before delving into such a task as this (ROM hacking), but, like all new/complicated things, I need to start with the basics of the basics. I really need to stop overreacting in my posts.

Heh, just found this http://www.romhacking.net/start Too bad I haven't seen too many WindHex tutorials. Meh. Better to have hands on experience I guess.