"An FF6Hacking Story" (Forum Game)

A nice little Idea I found on EvoRP: http://evorp.net/index.php?threads/an-ev...game.2314/
And I thought we could do one here as well.

The game will work similarly to how it does on Evo: I'll start with the first part of the story, the next reply continues said story and so on.
Here are the rules for the game:

• Your "part" can be a few sentences, but let's try and keep them short.
  
• Do not attempt to end the story
  
• //(OOC): This symbol will mean out of character, you can use when saying something not connected to the story
  

So I will begin with the first Sentence:
There once was a very Krabby man named Mr. Hero.