07-21-2014, 03:53 PM
I'd go with Bartender. With all the messed up shit that happens in FF6's world, you're gonna need a drink.
Soldiers are taking over the town and one of them ran over your chocobo with a Magitek Armor? Have some whiskey.
Mad scientist just pigeon-mail you a pipe bomb? Have some Jack.
Soldiers left but now theres a half crushed giant chicken in the road, and you got slapped with a fine for littering AND indecent exposure? Have some more whiskey.
Circus Clown just jumpstart Armageddon? Bar's closed, I need a drink....
Soldiers are taking over the town and one of them ran over your chocobo with a Magitek Armor? Have some whiskey.
Mad scientist just pigeon-mail you a pipe bomb? Have some Jack.
Soldiers left but now theres a half crushed giant chicken in the road, and you got slapped with a fine for littering AND indecent exposure? Have some more whiskey.

Circus Clown just jumpstart Armageddon? Bar's closed, I need a drink....
