Text Edit Contest (Beginner Friendly!)

It doesn't necessarily have to be funny. But that's probably what most people will go for. I am the sole judge, tho I may ask for some opinions from people outside the competition. I will have no bias on the style of content, so long as it's well done.

There's a good amount of content type it could be. I thought replacing the stove by a modern element that is known to gamers for being breakable was clever. People could write word plays, puns or a nice figure of speech and if it makes laugh on top of the original intention then it's for the best. I would also see an event dialogue being referenced to another FF event that share similarities or even an element of pop culture such as a movie, book, song lyrics or TV program. Ok, I gave enough ideas!